the bible has the worst fandom ever

they can’t really help it

a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two

boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night

what did i just do


demi lovato’s first read


"If you think you’re fat, what does that make me?"


No. Stop right there.

My distorted body image applies to myself and myself alone. When I call myself fat, the word is not a scale to which everyone else is judged on. You look exactly the way you are. I’m  the only one my dysmorphia transforms. Calling myself fat does not mean I see everyone above my weight as morbidly obese. The disorder doesn’t see other people, only the person who is suffering from it.


have you ever noticed how calling someone a twat is offensive but calling them a vagina is one of the most fun things to call your friends but they both mean the same thing


Every time I see GIFs or pictures of Michael asking if he’d rather be feared or loved, I think of this section from The Prince by Machiavelli:

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved? It may be answered that one should wish to be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with… and men have less scruple in offending one who is beloved than one who is feared, for love is preserved by the link of obligation which, owing to the baseness of men, is broken at every opportunity for their advantage; but fear preserves you by a dread of punishment which never fails.

-From CHAPTER XVII: Concerning Cruelty And Clemency, And Whether It Is Better To Be Loved Than Feared
This is what happens when a political science nerd watches The Office.